My roommate said my fridge looked like a serial killer's grocery list

He walked in, saw a jar of pickled beets, a half-eaten lime, and a pack of bacon. Asked what I was planning. Told him I was going for a weird salad. He said it looked like I was trying to hide evidence, not make dinner. So I actually made the salad. It was terrible. The beets turned everything pink. Anyone have a good recipe for random fridge stuff that actually works?

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hugo_jones25mo ago

Lmao, that's a crime scene salad, my guy.

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the_ryan5mo ago

Yo @hugo_jones2, what even goes in a crime scene salad? Like, is the dressing blood red?

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