My kid asked why chicken crossed the road and I panicked, so now we have a spreadsheet

Derek Wells · 2026-09-15T21:35:04.586191+00:00

Bombed a joke at my buddy's BBQ in Denver 3 weeks ago, kid just stared at me. So I started writing every groaner I hear into a note on my phone, got 47 now, and I test 5 a night at dinner. What's the one joke that lands every time for you, because mine are running dry.

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